Dooners-Dixon

I feel really terribly protective and jealous over Jennifer Lawrence lately. Shit.

1. emilyclocke said: She sexy?
2. scaringbabies said: um fucking text me and tell ME OKAY TELL ME EVERYTHING

Emily—Way sexy. Dark hair (my typical attraction), assymetrical Rihanna short to mid-length type hair cut, amazing eyes and smile, a make-up lovin’ girl like me, funny, perverted…lol. Hoping I see her again soon!

Andie, I’ll text you!

THIS NEEDS TO BE OUR PORTLAND KITCHEN!

(Source: 420here, via scaringbabies)

I MET A GIRL TODAY!

I MET A GIRL TODAY!!!!!

The newest addition to my art collection by local Minneapolis artists.

scaringbabies:

AMANDA IS CONSIDERING MOVING TO PORTLAND WITH ME. LIKE, SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT IT. LIKE ALREADY PUTTING THINGS INTO MOTION. IM GOING TO CRY.

Yeah, no…Once I put things into motion they’re as good as done. I think maybe you got a taste of this from me just hightailing it to Portland before? But this time WE WILL RULE THE CITY TOGETHER!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!

scaringbabies:

a selfie a day keeps the boys away

Hooray! My goal was for my hair to be grown down my back by summer and I made it! My hair grows way fast.

Next I’m going Kahleesi-Blonde and maybe long dreads!

The L Word

I’ve literally been up for 3 days straight re-watching all 6 seasons of The L Word. I started on Friday and just finished. Now maybe I can finally get some fucking sleep!

I’m still not over Jenny Schecter’s death though. What a dumb ass ending to a 6 year labour of love TV show. I get it. It came full circle. But, come on, man.

If they were insistent on killing her, fucking kill her without villainizing her character even more with the negatives and Shane finding out about the love letter from Molly, than they already had with her suddenly being this sure-fire, confident, and entitled wack-a-doo in season 4 and 5. Unnecessary. (Wow, what a poorly written run-on sentence. But still.)

I’m sensitive about Jenny because the show started when I had just had my first love affair/sex with a girl and I was still in a relationship with a man at the time, so I identified so much with her story in the beginning. I identify with her in other ways as well, which are too personal to note.

Then there’s the fact that I’m just mad about Mia Kirshner. She is a fucking faerie-ballerina-princess-goddess, human rights activist, author, sweet, sensitive, perfect woman. My stomach does flip-flops just thinking about her. I miss her.

Sam’s stand-up was so genuinely hilarious though, you guys…

Like, he’s effortlessly funny…

He gets up there with his Sam face and goes…”Thanks for coming out tonight, everyone! My mom and sister came out tonight, which is awesome…SO I’M FUCKING THIS CHICK…”

Like, he just has the stand-up “it” thing. My dad and I had tears in our eyes when he was doing this bit about if it’s cool to accept blow jobs after your married…jesus h…

He crushed it. So did Timmy, but I know he kills it from the past 3-4 times I’ve seen him do his stand-up. Still, go Timmy, go! :)

Me, Sam & my dad at The Amsterdam, 4/8/13

Sam Brown & I at The Amsterdam, St. Paul, MN 4/8/13.

He KILLED his stand-up. He was so great. 

I just realized something positive about myself…

I make things happen if it’s something I really want. I don’t say I’m going to do something without meaning it and really doing it. I travel across the U.S. to meet friends and people and experience things. I studied abroad knowing nobody. Every boy I’ve had a crush on in real life I’ve at least kissed, if not more. I starred in stage plays and independent films. I’ve recorded demo’s. I’ve got balls.

I don’t just NOT TRY. I try and I DO.

Amanda only leaves the Internet to go kill the occasional Walker who wanders into her post-apocalypse hideout.