I’ve been back in the hospital again since Sunday. I know I’ll be in for at least 2 more days, but probably more like 4.
I was rushed to to ICU last night because all of the sudden it felt like I was being stabbed in the left shoulder blade straight through to the chest. I was literally screaming in pain. They kept me there overnight and I got back up to a regular floor room this afternoon.
Then I had another lung surgery today. They filled my left lung with salt water then sucked it back out. I guess they put it on slides and test each slide for different things. Crazy shit.
Also, I’m on a Morphine drip and I keep accidentally calling it Heroin. (#thingsnottodoatthehospital!)
Blasphemy! Lol. I LIVE for movies where chicks kick major ass. Show me a chick with a gun, sword, crazy fight moves and I am THERE. I didn’t end up finishing it though. I’m a pussy and I couldn’t stay up past 2 a.m.
-The kid playing Trevor in the beginning did a really convincing Trevor
-The Firemen thing was pretty funny (“Fireman never get laid! Everybody hates them!”)
-Zach Cregger looks really cute in a dorky Prom tux
-Showing the actual “poo” and dude with a straw coming out his ball sac with no dick was very unpleasant
-I would go for a guy like Tucker Cleigh…I really don’t expect much and I would laugh at his stupid bullshit all of the time making me believe that he’s actually not an idiot asshole, but a hilarious dude instead. God help me, I fall for every idiot asshole who makes me laugh. All my relationships totaling 7 years have been based solely on that. I’m 100% blinded by the funny.
-Total facepalm count: 6 (not nearly as bad as I expected, actually)
Just can’t decide whether I prefer chests or booty.
Oh god damn, that’s pretty great.
I actually totally would say chests too. Hot booty is hot, but god damn do I love BOOBIES. Who DOESN’T love boobies?? Even most of the gay guys and straight girls I know still love boobies. Boobies, boobies, boobies. (I am a 12-year-old pre-pubescent boy as well, apparently.)