I lived in a castle once. I'm a weirdo. No one understands me. I want to do sketch or alternative comedy. The Whitest Kids U' Know own my life. I laugh, some say too much. Adele is my God and Goddess. I'm madly in love with Mila Kunis. Zach Cregger is something I need on my face. One of these days I will look like a Victoria's Secret model. I'm serious about cartoons. I sing. Paris is my Disney World. I'm broke. I have 1000 goals. I have 1000 more dreams. I want to be somebody.
